Two-legged dog roundup

June 25th, 2008

Everyone loves tripod dogs; am I right? Those brave little guys with only three legs running and catching frisbees and rescuing people from burning buildings make normal four-legged dogs seem a little lazy or something. But when people hear about dogs who can race around the yard and march through the airport on two legs, it seems like they're not so amazed by the tripods any more.

Listen: those two-legged dogs who can get around without any help are overachievers. Show-offs. It is not normal for a dog to be able to get around on two legs. Yo-yo the chihuahua can attest to this; her owners are trying to get her to walk on her own, but it's obviously a struggle. So I don't want anybody judging little puppy Hope and saying she's a sissy for getting wheels put on:

I think Hope is fantastic. Someday she is going to travel to the Land of Oz and be a good guard dog for the Wheelers, protecting their lunch-pail trees from thieving children. Hopefully before she goes, she can hook Yo-yo up with some of those nice wheels. She could definitely use some.

Photo from the Daily Mail

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