Thglimited - Heavy Industries

1.....the gen of dash:

When a girl attains development she wants to be dressed a Bra.

But

When a boy attains majority he wants to remove that Bra.

2...TTR Fined girls not having tickets:

Chudi girls fined Rs.100

Midi girls fined Rs.50

Half skirt girl fined Rs.25

Next girl was fined Rs.0

Why?

Why?

Coz she had a ticket!!!

3...A girl worries about her future till she gets a husband.

But

A little shaver worries yon his future after he gets a helpmeet.

4...woman Friend: will talk to my daddy regarding our marriage!

(A heyday later)

Boy Friend: Oh My tutelary I think we can’t marry my dear!

Girl Friend: why what happened? Did my frame say anything?

small fry Friend: Nope!!!! I saw your sister in your home!!!!

5...What is bravery??

Coming home late at incessantly in lover’s bike and mom waiting face with broomstick to beat you, but you enquire of,” Hi Mummy cleaning house”!!!!~!!!!

6...Whom to kiss:

not in a million years repudiate a bencher, she will ,” I object this”

Never osculation a nurse, she will think,” who is next”

Always kiss a instructor she will indicate,” do it ten times”

7..liaison and mortal:

Everyone should love a girl because ecstasy solo is not life.

8.A announce in a factory championing betrothed workers:

If your skirt is long protect yourself from mechanical machines. If its pocket protect yourself from unartistic engineers

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